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Brent's Blog Tuesday, June 22, 2004  2:19 AM   What happened to Jared?  Everyone used to know of Jared Fogle, a college student who lost 235 pounds on the Subway diet. These days he seems to have faded into obscurity, with no more flashy commercials or high-priced ad campaigns starring Jared and his family and friends. I mean it all used to be about the "under six grams of fat", now everything is "low-carb" and "Atkins friendly". What happened? Did he pass away? Did he get fat again? Did he start eating at Quiznos? After months of intensive research, I have discovered the fate of Jared S. Fogle! It's quite simple really, one day Jared was walking to Subway when Fat Tony and his mobsters popped out from around a corner and filled him full of hot lead. But Tony doesn't just knock people off for fun, oh no, he was hired by this man: (In case you can't tell that's the esteemed Dr.Atkins) Help! I think I've gone insane!   ¶ 2:19 AM 0 Comments: Post a Comment Back       Home

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